My dad always makes me get him a beer from the fridge and I finally said damn dad I’m not a bartender and then he gave me a penny and said yes you are
followers that send you asks when you ask for asks
do you ever just glance at a guys crotch and think “theres a dick there”

i-will-wait-for-you-endlessly:
i-will-wait-for-you-endlessly:
Of Mice & Men
I CAN’T GET OVER HOW PERFECT THIS IS OK
Oh stop it, you c;
I love that he kinda just scoots over a little bit…


thinking about my future makes me want to throw up
I stole this kid’s neopets account and when I checked my email I find this







