There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.
This is the best description ever
Do twins have the same sized dick?
Both reactions work
This is real.
i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore
i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs
"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
You just know nobody is reblogging this for the dog
did that fucker just jump on water is this fucking cat jesus
this is an appreciation post for anyone who has ever tolerated me
very very very below average
"I’m an adult, but not like a real adult"
"Dicen las paredes/4" - Eduardo Galeano
La cúpula - Stephen King