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i-am-a-boobie:

Petition for tumblr staff to make the phone app notify you when you get a message

shancats:

I understand

that it’s National Donut Day,

but

Tumblr,

what

the

actual

fuck

???

I mean,

seriously,

Tumblr,

we don’t need donuts.

Just fix

the damn

video player.

staff:

nonstaff:
When will the tumblr staff update the video player and add in an actual messaging system. This is just getting ridiculous.
I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

vanconcastiel:

ignotum-per-aeque-ignotum:

fandomstuck:

the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it

Humans have 3 types of rods for processing color (red green and blue). Mantis Shrimp have 16.

Fucking shrimp. I will NOT be jealous of food.

a mantis shrimp will fuck you up

sniffing:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

hey guys can someone phototshop zayn into this selfie or photoshop me into a pic with zayn somehow and ill give u a hug, if you do tag me or mention me as gnarly :))

wasnt what i was expecting but ok


lmao yas


WHAt


I CANT STOP LAUGHING Omg


WHY DID SOMEONE PUT JUSIN BIEBER ON MY FACE BYE


goodbye forever


this post is a train wreck johnny, just like ur life!

sniffing:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

hey guys can someone phototshop zayn into this selfie or photoshop me into a pic with zayn somehow and ill give u a hug, if you do tag me or mention me as gnarly :))

wasnt what i was expecting but ok

lmao yas

WHAt

I CANT STOP LAUGHING Omg

WHY DID SOMEONE PUT JUSIN BIEBER ON MY FACE BYE

goodbye forever

this post is a train wreck johnny, just like ur life!

some of the best from @AnselElgort (insp.)

khaleesiofhale:

deanckles:

I want a story about a gay girl disguising herself as a guy to get into an all boy school. When she meets her roommate, he happens to have a banging personality and a very pleasing face. The girl has a sexuality crisis because she starts to fall for the roommate but in reality, the roommate is actually another girl disguised as a guy so that she can attend the school

#the entire school is just gay girls dressed as guys in hopes of attending the school (via buttergin)

prevalere:

so I submitted my url a few weeks ago as a joke and then I went to target today and saw this omg

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dutchster:

i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing it’s fins

words-of-emotion:

Funny how we get each other’s names stuck in our heads. I can’t remember what I did a few hours ago but I never forget to think of you.

playingfifa:

once one direction’s contract ends, zayn’s gonna be like

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