Dream Job: being part of tumblr staff and just commenting sassy gifs on people’s text posts all day.
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Like I said, the staff is just a whole bunch of bloggers just like us but with a fancy title. It’s true. (No offense staff, you’re still rad)
I guess I have to.
This was beautiful timing on my dash
A moonbow is a rainbow caused by moonlight. It’s a bit fainter than an actual rainbow. Moonbows are rare because moonlight is not very bright. A bright full moon is needed & it must be raining opposite the moon. The sky must be dark and the moon must be less than 42º high. (Source) (You may also like: 360 degree rainbows)
unsurprising facebook pages liked by luke hemmings
- Trying to convince all 46 bitches you talk to that you’re not a player
- "Like if you Love this Motherfucker" this motherfucker being mr. chow from the hangover
- Flashing your boobs in an attempt to get things for free
- the youngest sibling, is by far the best looking
- How to pee with a boner - a community page
- "I’d plank that"
- Spongebob’s face when he figured out Squidward likes Krabby Patties.
If you ever get the chance to see your favourite band live, fucking do it and don’t regret a single thing.
why are most villains associated with dark stuff why can’t we have a villain who likes pink lacy pillows and rainbows and ponies
Because it’s terrifying as fuck
"guess since im a white man im not allowed to have opinions"
your opinions have shaped the world we live in today not being catered to for 83.9 seconds will not fuckin kill you
WAIT, I NEED TO FIX THIS.
There is a flashlight called an LED incapacitator that will cause you to puke if you look into the light.
The Guinness Book of World Records was Published to settle bar bets.
Bono wears sunglasses because he’s had glaucoma for 20 years.
A woman once called 911 because McDonald’s ran out of…
"I really hate sleeping without you."